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don’t know why i get such joy out of doing stuff like this, but:

Yoshi!: time for jozjozjoz to come home
Joz: oh ok
Joz: only if you promise to kiss me
Yoshi!: nope. no way, man. nuh uh.
Joz: i stay at the office then
Joz: late
Yoshi!: did you know that Ladybugs make a chemical that smells and tastes terrible so that birds and other predators won’t eat them.
Yoshi!: ?
Joz: now i do
Joz: did you see the comments?
Joz: someone said that ladybugs secrete poison from their legs
Joz: and that i probably won’t die
Yoshi!: hehehe. At one time, doctors would mash up ladybugs and put them in a cavity to cure a toothache.
Joz: ew
Joz: ew
Joz: ew
Joz: e
Joz: yucky
Joz: i am going to reboot
Joz: and when i get back
Joz: there had better not be any ladybug trivia coming through the IMs
Yoshi!: hey, one more thing: Predators: (ladybug) Larvae are eaten by lacewing larvae. *jozjozjoz* attempts to eat adults but because of their “bad taste” the beetles are not ingested.
*** Auto-response from Joz: I am currently away from the computer.***
Yoshi!: oh, and it’s not poisonous, it just tastes bad.
Yoshi!: oh, but this came from somewhere else…Lady beetles “bleed” to protect themselves from predators. Their “blood” is full of chemicals distasteful or lethal to predators.
Yoshi!: tee hee.
Yoshi!: i don’t even know if these will show up after you reboot.
Yoshi!: but they’re fun to send to you.

i’m going to get in trouble for this one…better go run and hide in the bathroom!