four little holes…

that’s all there are to prove that my gall bladder is gone. oh, and my dad has the stones. ugly little fuckers. should have taken pictures.

i have one incision at my solar plexus, two on my right side about half way down my abdomen, and one inside my belly button. that’s the strangest one, i think. and my belly button is taped shut with the stuff they used to keep the stitches in place. so it’s neither an innie nor an outie, it’s just plugged up. kind of like when they patch a pot hole in the street, they just fill it in with a little asphalt and it overflows the top….

oooh. excuse me, i’m on vicodin. in case you hadn’t already noticed. i think it’s time to go sleep some of this off…

by the way, my dad is the greatest. he made a 5 hour drive monday night so that he could take me to the hospital at 6 am tuesday morning, stayed with me through most of my hospital stay, drove me around after i was released yesterday, and even helped me put my socks on cuz i can’t bend over to reach my feet. he left about 1/2 an hour ago so that he could get back to work up north. yep, he’s the greatest.

nap time.

i love jozjozjoz, too. she’s wunnerful…………………………………..

11 Responses to “four little holes…”


  1. 1 :: jozjozjoz ::

    YoshiDad does indeed rule.

    Thank him again for taking care of you… and for bringing home/sharing the kim chi with me. :)

  2. 2 :: jozjozjoz ::

    Oh, yeah.

    I thought your dad was joking about keeping the stones, but I guess he wasn’t.

    If the next time we see him, he’s got them around his neck on a string, I’ll have to break out my can of WhupAss, though.

  3. 3 don

    Heh, ass-fault patch on your belly button… a “pothole” in reference to your stomach…

    You slay me. :)

  4. 4 chick

    You’re going to feel really crappy tomorrow…

    At least that’s what I remember from mine.

    A friend of mine visited me and while I tried to pay attention to what she said….all I could think about was running to the bathroom and puking my insides out.

    I hope you don’t have to go through that experience.

  5. 5 Meeta

    Nice to hear you’re doing ok Yosh! And I agree about Dad’s. Mine rocks too :) um…that wasn’t a good use of language was it? ah well. Excuse me while I lose my mind again :)

  6. 6 abs

    I am trying to visualise your tummy button1

    abs x

  7. 7 keith

    effing spammers!!

  8. 8 :: jozjozjoz ::

    No worries, Keither… I deleted the spam!

  9. 9 stkyrice

    good to see that the gallbladder and your gallstones are out…can we convert them into dungeons and dragon dice? the bf would love that…:P

  10. 10 Yoshi!

    stkyrice, you’ll have to get them away from my dad. he was kind of fascinated by them. but they’d be perfect, they’re smooth and have multiple flat sides. and they’re a yellow/greenish color. ick.

  11. 11 Mike

    Welcome back, Yosh.

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