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Recently, I was talking to Kristina and she told me that she spent “way too much time surfing at 89.com” that day. (Can you blame her? Free porn!)

She tells me this because she found the link to that site on my blog a while back. When she said this, I felt partly responsible for her wasting her day online, as if I had inadvertently led my friend astray or down some dirty, perverted path.

I realized that I’m starting to get a reputation for frequently putting porn or profanity on my site, so I think that I need to clarify a few things:

First of all, I did not put the link to this site (the first time), Yoshi did. (Remember, ::jozjozjoz:: is not the only one who writes here!)

Second, it’s not like I regularly put “Hollywood’s Hottest Nudes” or naked pictures of celebrities on this site. (Maybe I should. It might improve traffic and attract a whole new segment of readers???) I mean, yes, I have posted my own tittie shot and had Obscene Swimsuit Man, and an occasional sexy girlie picture, but this is by no means a sex or porn site. I also pimp my friends from time to time, but usually for stuff like people selling their panties, if they’ve made movies, or if they’re running for Governor or something.

Third, I can be pretty profane, but I try to write so that the smutty language is usually quite choice.

I don’t want to have to put disclaimers everywhere on this site and I don’t want to have some sort of reputation for putting links to pornography or girlie bikini pictures here. (I usually save all that stuff for when I guest blog at Mikey2’s, anyway.)

Ok, I don’t really mind getting blamed for pushing porn. I actually think it’s pretty amusing, especially considering my reaction to “Do it Debbie’s Way.” And seriously, aside from being a big dork or weirdo, what kind of reputation *do* I have?