But does it count if the freaks live on your street?
Archive for July, 2003
Here’s my ‘itinerary’
TONIGHT:
-Dinner with Yoshi in Larchmont Village.
-See The Blue Planet at the Hollywood Bowl
TOMORROW:
-My cousin’s bachelorette party!
-My Burke Williams massage! (Spa afternoon for bachelorette party)
-Dinner & PAR-TAY at The Sunset Room
SUNDAY:
-Run (clerk) the eBay Live Auction for the Legendary Seabiscuit & Racing Memorabilia Auction.
Holy moly.
I just passed 10,000 visitors on Site Meter.
I have a bad feeling The Joz Spill Report™ will become a regular recurring item somewhere on my blog.
I came home, changed into an Old Navy lavender t-shirt, sat down for dinner and dripped green Avocado Salsa on my right boob.
SCORE
Joz: 1
Shirt: 1198023740981237409
ALL CLEAR!
I had lunch with Chris, My Friend Who Got Shot But Lived to Kick Ass™, at Zankou Chicken. I also ran into another friend there, eating at another table… small world.
Anyway, Chris can vouch that I didn’t spill anything on myself today. Halfway through lunch, he even commented on the fact that I hadn’t spilled.
I thought for sure that he jinxed me at that point, but I managed to get through a meal spill-free!
HOORAY!
(On second thought, if I had spilled this on my shirt, it would have been kind of pretty… no?)
I will *not* spill anything on my shirt today.
(But if I do, you won’t be able to see it.)
So in the wake of posting my very own boob shot on my blog, I realize that I have a major regret.
I really, really wish that I had listened to my friend Kristina (aka The Big Bad Chinese Mama™) when she said to buy her awesome Bitchy Kat™ shirts. If I’d been wearing one of her shirts, maybe I wouldn’t have been wearing The Infamous Doomed Shirt and I wouldn’t have spilled hot coffee all over myself.
So what happens when Hello Kitty™ grows a mouth?
She tells Joz to stop wearing her doomed shirt and wear a Bitchy Kat™ shirt instead.
You also need to heed this advice and buy your Bitchy Kat™ shirt NOW!
If you do some further shopping, Joz might even be convinced to show you some Asian pussy.
(Available ONLY at my friendster Ryan Suda’s blacklava.net)
Click here for a pop-up of the Bitchy Kat™ shirt!
me: You know I have the most caffinated left tit in all of L.A.
her: no one can take that away from you
her: for the rest of the day
me: I’m so proud
her: obviously
Seriously need to think about that bib idea…
I just ate dinner and spilled more stuff on my shirt.
BBQ sauce in the middle and I dropped a piece of chicken on the bottom right of the shirt. To even it out, I guess.
It’s now safely soaking in the sink.
…when I would put a picture of my boob on my site.
Well here it is.
*drumroll*
MY LEFT TIT!
Continue reading ‘You knew the day would come…’
I think I may need to start wearing a bib when I eat.
There are chicken & salsa stains all down the front of my shirt and in my lap.
Dammit.
Mikey2 says I’m in trouble for “defacing his site” while he was gone on vacation.
Deface, schmeface!
I thought that renaming his site to the Joztrix and the posting of multiple girlie pics were great additions improvements to his site.
Besides, I called him a hottie. What’s so wrong with that?
More later, but here’s a brain barf of the day… (and the other half of the Baker’s Dozen)
1. I can still get away with wearing pigtails.
2. Stop calling me a FOB. I ♥ my parasol.
3. Laguna Beach in the summer is CROWDED. I am not a toe ring kind of gal.
4. Lunch overlooking the beach is great when you are sitting under a heater (that blocks the sun).
5. Only in Orange County will it snow in the middle of a July evening. Remember to buy our 2004 Pageant of the Masters tickets when they become available in December.
6. Spending $77 on purses today was a very good deal. Made me happy!
7. Hunny, “Thank YAW!”
In no particular order, so far this weekend makes me think of…
1. Birthday party at maki maki at Irvine Spectrum. Pirates? WTF?
2. Rocket Man! Elton John music by GMCLA. Did you know hamburgers can sing? But only at the Crocodile Rock.
3. Berry Berry Berry Good® in a waffle cone at Cold Stone Creamery.
4. It’s HOT in Glendale.
5. Gingersmack surprises me with two mixes!
6. Best to have Mom make a list for Costco instead of going with me.
UPDATE: Extra pics and links added.
Continue reading ‘Baker’s Half-Dozen (early & no pic)’
Yowza!
Showing now over at the Miketrix Joztrix… girlie pix!
Nothing hardcore (yet… you can change that!)… just some eye candy…
Thanks to Krix for the Carrie Ann Moss contributions & Meeta for the redhead one (above).
Seven days ’til my massage! Whoo!
(What joy a silly little counter has brought to my life!)
I have these awesome coupons (that expire in a week) at El Pollo Loco for a 2-piece meal for $1.99 with the purchase of a medium drink.
In addition to a thigh and drumstick, I usually get a garden salad & vegetables on the side and a medium Diet Coke. (On a side note, Don has listened to me order one of these meals.)
After tax, the cost of my entire meal is $3.77.
I have had this meal approximately once a week for the last 4 weeks, but since the coupons expire soon, I think I will be eating chicken for lunch a lot next week.
Don’t despair!
The weekend is almost here!
(And it rhymes, too!)
UPDATE: What the fuck is wrong with me? That doesn’t rhyme at all!
With Yoshi’s help, the tank FINALLY got cleaned today.
It was gross… but it’s not (so much) anymore!
… that my counter says that I get my massage in 8 days and counting…
So Marc Brown of blogblogblog has launched Buzznet, a photoblog/moblog site. I think it’s pretty cool because it’s free & easy, easy, easy to use.
Check out my buzznet profile & stuffs. And in my adding-things-to-my-right-sidebar-orgy™, notice that I’ve syndicated it on this site.
I really wish I had a picture phone now. I thought I didn’t need one, but I was really wrong about that one.
UPDATE: Because I have no picture phone & James (my Hot-Asian-Guy-Friend-Who-Hits-On-Me-Via-Drunk-IM™) does, I have syndicated his buzznet on my right-sidebar under mine.
P.S. - Yes he is a pic whore. Just part of his charm.
Stop thinking dirty thoughts, you perv.
I have a full session Burke Williams massage scheduled in exactly 10 days… and I need it now.
I am overworked & desperately deserve some relaxation time. Thank goodness my cousin’s bachelorette party involves a Burke Williams afternoon. I am grateful.
I even put a countdown ’til my massage on my right sidebar. That’s how bad I need it.
… I didn’t see a llama this time… but I did just see Sharon Osbourne (yes, Ozzy’s better half) filming a segment for her new talk show outside our office window.
Too bad she’s not my best friend (like Bernie Mac is).
WITWISTK? Game™: Clue #15 (to answer Question #6: Where is destination #4?)
A beautiful mountain valley just west of Pikes Peak holds spectacular remnants of the earth’s prehistoric life.
Visual clue:
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