Daily Archive for July 31st, 2003

I’m not the only one who wishes it was Friday.

Published on July 31, 2003 in General. 12 Comments

me (10:12:19 AM): How are you?
him (10:12:31 AM): I totally thought it was friday and came in in jeans
him (10:12:46 AM): I think I’m going to go home and change
me (10:12:50 AM): LOL. Seriously?
him (10:12:56 AM): Yep
me (10:12:57 AM): You’re going to change?
him (10:13:05 AM): Dude, I dressed like a skater
me (10:16:12 AM): Dude, saying ‘dude’ only makes it worse!
him (10:59:23 AM): gnarly

Recalls Are for Cars, Not California Governors

Published on July 31, 2003 in General. 4 Comments

Bill Maher. Love him, hate him. Recall Davis, or not. This is a well-written and amusing article. More about the candidates for Governor soon… -jozjozjoz

Recalls Are for Cars, Not California Governors
By Bill Maher

LOS ANGELES TIMES
Commentary
Thursday, July 24, 2003

New rule: No do-overs. Once you elect an official, unless he runs off with public funds or gets caught with kiddie porn, you’re stuck with him.

He’s the governor, not some dude you married in Vegas.

What’s going on here in California, if you’re lucky enough to not have been following this, is that the economy turned, so we’re getting rid of the governor. But what if we drive him out of office and the economy still doesn’t get better? I guess we’ll have to burn him. And if that doesn’t work, we’ll kill his dog.

Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don’t fire him because it rains. And you don’t let the opposing team choose a new manager for you.

And you don’t fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.
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