The gardener is supposed to come on Saturday mornings. He didn’t come yesterday, so we just figured he flaked.
This morning, I opened the door to my bedroom and saw the gardener peering into the house.
Did I mention I was only wearing my bra and underwear?
I slammed the door shut and put a kimono on before going out there and asking what he wanted.
He said he was here to work on the lawn. (Duh. Aside for coming over and being a freakin’ peeping tom, what the hell else do you come for?)
UPDATE: No, I was not wearing my Bitchy Kat™ panties. And, no, Mikey2, I will not model them for you. And, unless you’d like your corneas to be burned to a crisp, no, you do not WANT to see me in my bra and panties. I must give the gardener some credit. I cannot believe he did not weed whack his eyes out of his after seeing such a disgusting sight.
Lol..
I wish I could have seen your face =)
That must have been fun for all!
Hmm I’m sure after peeping on you, he’ll be doing some whacking but it won’t be the weeds.
Hey my neighboors have had to have seen me naked more times than I could count. I’m just an exhibitionist at heart I guess.
Yeah, see above.
My hubby loves to be nekid.
Oh, and you should give yerself some credit.
Your gardner has probably been wanting to peep at you since day one!
I bet the gardener had just the look he wanted for a good days work…not on the garden!!
Kevin go put on some clothes!!
I don’t f*cking care what the excuse is, I woulda fired the d*mn gardener for window-peeping. Houses have doors for knocking! Sick SOB…
at least only being in your underwear, it’s less for you to spill on! I mean seriously, have you EVER actually SPILLED something on your underwear??
um…yep, i woulda given him his walking papers too…then again, he definitely would’ve taken his eyes out if he had seen ME!
luckily you werent naked
and luckily you saw him quickly!
Bullshit baby - you’re beautiful!