Courtesy of James, my Hot-Asian-Guy-Friend-Who-Hits-On-Me-Via-Drunk-IM™. No girl should be without a hot guy who hits on her only when he’s completely fit-shaced.
James was kind enough to snap this shot of Jack Osbourne and his TRUE FEELINGS about jozjozjoz with his picture phone. (I *SO* need one of those!)

Oh! I want my own doll! Wait… that would mean people could do whatever they wanted with my doll… whenever they wanted… over and over again…
No! No! I’ve changed my mind. I just want a lollipop
That’s awesome!! I want a jack doll.
That is a wicked pic!!!