I should not eat all three candy bars I bought in one sitting.
I should not buy dvds 13 at a time.
I should not surf porn instead of going to the gym.
sigh. oh well. tomorrow’s another day. (incidentally, i went to the gym after i finished surfing porn.)
there are, of course, justifications for all three…
i didn’t realize that i had already consumed two candy bars (a twix and a reesesticks) while waiting for my car at the carwash. then i figured, fuck it, i worked out today, and i ate the snickers.
i had a $100 gift card for best buy and an itch to buy. 6 of them were under $15.00. i couldn’t pare down my shopping basket after i’d put them all in there so i just bought them all. jozjozjoz is kind of upset. so i made a deal, i won’t open them so that i can still return them if she finds them online for cheaper than what i paid for them.
it’s all yvonne’s fault. i was reading about monica bellucci and googled her, and i got this listing. free porn? yeah, baby. spent an hour looking around, then got off my butt and went to the gym. never did find more pics of monica, though.
Whaddya talking about? That sounds like my dream day!
rofl..
sounds like a great day
Much better than how I spent my weekend…kudos. hehe
$100 gift cards? Do your friends need new friends?
Naughty, naughty. Jozjozjoz should give you a spanking!
don, the gift card was for going to a timeshare presentation. which i will never do again. talk about the hard sell!
You were just tidying up by eating that last candy bar, really.
Please don’t say bad things about surfing for porn. You make me feel bad
Why do you need to surf for porn, when you can just visit Jess’ site and see the ‘#1 blog boobies on the web!’?
Oh…what 13 dvds? More importantly - what 3 candy bars…
the 3 candy bars were a snickers, a twix and a reesesticks.
the movies were: ocean’s eleven, the matrix, paradise road, cirque du soleil’s alegria, y tu mama tambien, monsters, inc., my big fat greek wedding, men in black II, stand and deliver, the hunt for red october, drumline, a knight’s tale, and crimson tide.
I hereby attest that my Hunny REALLY DID walk through the doors with all those DVDs in tow.
However, I cannot verify whether or not said candy bars were actually consumed.