joz = dork is not at all a new theme here.
But thanks for all the well wishers about my lost wallet.
You’ll be happy to know that my wallet was found safe & sound… in my briefcase for work.
I had it with me the whole, entire day while I was fretting and tearing up my car/room, looking for the dang thing. I was just about to start calling my credit card companies when I went to get something else out of my briefcase & POOF! There it was!
I’m a dumbass. But you already knew that.