Daily Archive for April 24th, 2003

Dumb Traffic Lights… Day 2

The power is still out in certain areas of Hollywood.

As if people didn’t drive stupidly enough in L.A., now we have to deal with them trying to figure out how to go through intersections with no traffic lights.


As of lunch time, the rumor I heard was that the traffic lights are now operational. We shall see.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yeah, this was forwarded to me. But it’s late and I just got home.


Image borrowed from The Psychic Chicken Network. No joke.

But check the joke below…


We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI – Iraq Ambassador
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

The chicken’s habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
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