I’m surprised (and I admit, a little thrilled) at all the comments my parking ticket check got.
Diane, a good friend of mine, says that my blog is very funny, but also very profane.
What the fuck? I never fucking curse. I only use fucking curse words for a goddamn reason. And vulgar language can be fucking useful, too.
I only cuss when:
•I’m really, really, really, really fucking pissed
•I’m fucking frustrated
•I’ve had a run-in with a fucking bastard or total bitch
•It’s just been a fucking shitty ass day
It’s only then that my vocabulary gets all crappy and goes straight to hell. Every other word that comes out of my mouth is straight off of George Carlin’s Seven Dirty Words (Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, if you forgot them).
Ok, so maybe Diane has a point… but I’m going to blame it on the ‘mom’ in her. I still love her, even if she occasionally doesn’t like my choice of words. (Don’t worry, Diane… I am not in the least bit mad at you!)
Maybe I’ve got to learn to curse in Italian, instead.
MORE:
THIS is the Monty Python bit I was looking for & Kevin found the audio for it!
Dude, my dad is all over me about swearing on my page. I tell him to shuddap, I do it in person i’m gonna write it. lol
Well, I guess I can overlook your swearing since you only use it sparingly. It’s not like you put the word ‘fuck’ into a single post nine times or anything!
Your post reminded me of an oldie but goodie Monty Python skit.
Can’t find the skit but here is a little movie, that sums it up the best.
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/f-word.html
How about “figlio di la putana?” or “fy fan” in swedish? or “nic ta mere” in french? hehehehe funny funny!!
call me crazy but there seems to be a big gap on the subject matters between yesterday and todays post.
I was in one of the computer labs at school and the PC froze so I started yelling and cussing at it and this flaming idiot next to me starts to make some really stupid comment like, “I think it’s unattractive for girls to cuss,” like I wasn’t going to hear it or something. So I cussed some more and this time a bit louder and he goes, “Do you have a boyfriend?” and I said, “Yeah,” then he says, “How does he feel about you cussing?” I responded, “Motherfucking peachy…”
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That’s fucking hilarious. I’ve fucking heard that fucking bit before, but dig the fucking cartoon even more.
as far as fucking cussing. any fucker who doesn’t fucking like it should fuck off. they’re just fucking expressions which fuckers like us use to get our fucking point across better. you fucking know?
FUCK YEAH, TJ!
Fuck the
Fucking
Fuckers.
Thank you, that is all.
What the fuck is wrong with swearing? LOL! I loved the parking ticket thing. I just can’t believe you had the gonads to send it!! You go girl.