Daily Archive for February 18th, 2003

‘Zen Master’ Phil Jackson, inventor of Faux-Chinese Languages

This is from espn.com on January 24, 2003, not long after the teams for the All-Star Game were announced and the Houston Rockets Yao Ming led all West centers with 1,015,018 votes, easily ahead of the Lakers Shaquille O’Neal on 784,920.

Check out the Quote of the Day spoken by ‘Zen Master’ Phil Jackson.

—Excerpt begins here—
“I don’t think it bothers him in the least. He understands fully the NBA has put out four forms of (ballots in) Mandarin, Cantonese, Pekingese and also Hong Kong-ese to allow the Chinese voters to vote on the All-Star ballot, which probably skews it a little bit.”

—Lakers coach Phil Jackson on Shaquille O’Neal’s thoughts about losing the West’s starting center spot to Yao Ming — and two languages that don’t exist (Pekingese and Hong Kong-ese).
—Excerpt ends here—

Um… excuse me. But when written, Mandarin & Cantonese Chinese is all the same… (traditional vs simplified characters have nothing to do with dialect).

And Pekingese? Hong-Kong-ese?

I’ll show ya Pekingese!

Potpourri

This-or-That Tuesday

Potpourri

1. Black or white? White
2. Plaid or stripes? Stripes
3. Paperback or hardcover books? Hardcover
4. Color or B&W printer? B&W, assuming it’s a laser printer
5. Golden oldies or the newest tunes? Golden oldies
6. Ice cream: in a cone or a dish? Dish… no, cone… no, dish…
7. Bath or shower? Bath, if I have time… but showers are good too.
8. Are you outgoing or shy? More outgoing than shy…
9. Answer the phone when it rings, or screen calls? I have caller ID. See who’s calling… then answer quickly.
10. VCR or TiVO? As of yet, undecided. But probably leaning toward TiVO.

Today is Hunny Day!

Happy Birthday, Hunny!

I love you!

(More than opera!)




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