Crab Claw Attacks Joz!

I was looking at some pictures I finally downloaded off my camera from this past New Year’s and this one made Yoshi laugh.

It has become a New Year’s Eve tradition for me, Yoshi and Yoshi’s Dad to go to Half Moon Bay and get fresh Dungeness crab. Yoshi’s parents spend most of New Year’s Eve cooking– either crab or tradition osechi dishes (Japanese New Years foods). Yoshi and I try to help out, too. But we’re less help with the cooking part and more help with the taste-testing and eating part
of things.

New Year’s Eve dinner is usually fresh crab with sourdough bread. It’s sooo good that I pretty much don’t have crab any other time of year because it always pales in comparison.

Here’s me with part of my crabby New Year’s Eve friend dinner. (Shortly after this picture got taken Yoshi told me to “stop playing with my food.” Playing?! I was only trying to defend myself and have the photos to prove it!)

12/31/2009
Yoshi’s parents place
San Jose, CA

Joz got a vintage hatbox/round train case

I was a little excited by it. It’s actually pretty heavy. It’s also a
little dented. Doh

1/29/2010
Los Angeles, CA
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Due to popular request, this is my new signature: (-_-) Did someone blink?
www.jozjozjoz.com

I’m grounded. I can’t post anything for a while.

I’ll be back when I’m un-grounded.

Racist Camera gets covered in DiversityInc!

2010-01-25 - DiversityInc - Racist Camera - CLIPPINGDiversityInc is a subscription site, so the links will probably stop working. Plus they say “Reproduction in any format is absolutely prohibited.” Well, I’m just going to excerpt, which is totally allowed.

Plus, they sent the following in their email newsletter, which was forwarded to me:
*Racist Camera? Does Nikon CoolPix Fail on Asian Eyes?*

What’s going on with the Nikon CoolPix S630 digital camera? There’s a charge that its facial-recognition software fails to recognize Asian people because of their eye shapes. Read more about how one Asian consumer’s blog post brought this to the public’s attention.

Wow. Sounds like I’m some sort of “consumer activist,” or something! Haha. Thanks, to Erin of VisualizAsian for the tip!

Racist Camera? Does Nikon CoolPix Fail on Asian Eyes?
By Lizz Carroll

Jan 25, 2010
Also read: camera, technology, Asian, multicultural missteps

Last year, when Joz Wang, a Taiwanese-American strategy consultant, decided to test out a new Nikon CoolPix S630 digital camera with her family members, she continually received an error message on the camera’s display screen: “Did someone blink?” After several tries with the same results, the Wangs tried taking a shot with their eyes open extra-wide. There was no error message after this attempt, they say.

Wang, who has a blog called jozjozjoz.com, posted one of the “blinking” pictures on her page with the title, “Racist Camera! No, I did not blink… I’m just Asian!” Bloggers and people on Twitter soon picked up on Wang’s controversial post.

But does the gadget really discriminate against Asian features or is this just a case of a technology glitch?

According to TIME, which publicized the story, Nikon says it’s working to improve the accuracy of the blink-warning function on its Coolpix cameras. Nikon has not yet returned DiversityInc’s calls and e-mails for comment.

(Printable)

Racist Camera in Hungarian!

2010-01-23 - Magyar Nemzet - Racist Camera Hungarian - CLIPPINGPosting all these articles in different language is like a trip around the world– racist camera style… right?! This one is courtesy of Magyar Nemzet

Rasszista kamera! „Nem, nem pislogtam, csak ázsiai vagyok”
2010.01.23 08:17

MNO – NL
Amikor az ázsiai származású Joz Wang és testvére vettek az anyjuknak egy Nikon Coolpix S630 digitális fényképezőgépet, azt hitték, elromlott a készülék. Ugyanis minden alkalommal, amikor portréképet szerettek volna készíteni, a kamera „megkérdezte”: pislogott valaki? De amikor a testvére nagyra nyitotta, kidüllesztette a szemeit, a „pislogó” üzenetek abbamaradtak, s normálisan működött a gép.

A kamera tulajdonosai eleinte viccesnek gondolták, hogy a gépnek nehézséget okoz kitalálni, mikor van nyitva a fotózandó személy szeme, s tapasztalataikat megosztották blogjukon is „Rasszista kamera! Nem, nem pislogtam, én csak ázsiai vagyok” címmel. Az egyik kommentelő meg is jegyezte: furcsa, hogy épp egy Nikonnak okozott ez nehézséget, hiszen azt hinné az ember, hogy egy japán cég olyan fényképezőgépet gyárt, amelyik felismeri az ázsiai típusú személyeket is.

Azoknál a kameráknál, amelyek képesek az arcfelismerésre, egyértelmű az „elfogultság” a fehér emberek irányában – vélik többen. Erről az intelligens technikáról úgy tartják, kényelmesebbé teszi a fényképezést. Vannak olyan gépek, amelyeket úgy terveztek, hogy figyelmeztessen, ha valaki pislog; másokat arra programoznak be, hogy automatikusan exponáljanak, amikor valaki mosolyog – ez elméletileg elavulttá teszi azt a problémát, hogy valaki rosszul időzítené a kattintást, s lemaradna a mosoly rövid pillanatairól.

Az arcészlelés a számítógép webkamerájában lehetővé teszi, hogy egy videokonferencia alatt követhessük egy személy mozgását, de megakadályozhatja a számítógépbe való jogtalan behatolást is.

Nem ez az első eset, hogy rasszistának minősítik az arcfelismerő szoftvert. Nemrég Texasból töltöttek fel a YouTube-ra egy videót, melyen egy afroamerikai megpróbálja rávenni a beépített webkamerát egy HP laptopon, hogy észlelje az arcát és kövesse mozgásait – sikertelenül. Amikor azonban egy fehér alkalmazott próbálkozott ugyanezzel, tökéletesen működött a szoftver. „Azt hiszem, a feketeségem miatt akadályokba ütközött a számítógép” – mondja a videón a férfi tréfásan.

„A HP számítógépek fajgyűlölők” videót majdnem 2 millióan nézték meg világszerte, így a HP természetesen gyorsan válaszolt. A cég tagadja, hogy rasszista lenne a gépük, szerintük ők mindent megtesznek, hogy jó minőségű technikát biztosítsanak a vásárlóiknak, etnikai megkülönböztetés nélkül. Mindenesetre a szoftvergyártók tovább dolgoznak a „rasszista gépek” probléma megoldásán.
(www.time.com)

Did you know Babelfish doesn’t translate from Hungarian? So this is a Google Translation, and it actually isn’t too bad:
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Racist Camera in Russian!

2010-01-24 - AmericanRU - Racist Camera - CLIPPINGHmm, it’s kind of fun seeing my name and/or picture in all these different language publications.

This one is courtesy of AmericanRU.com

Камеры с определением лица обвиняют в расизме
2:08 pm, 24 января 2010 года. GMT -5

Сейчас фотоаппараты с определением лица – не новость. Некоторые из них предупреждают, когда кто-то моргнет, другие ловят улыбку. Определение лица используются и в веб-камерах, чтобы показывать лица людей во время видео конференций или в системах «узнавания», чтобы не допустить несанкционированный доступ.

Принцип действия простой: у большинства людей два глаза, один нос, один рот, алгоритм ищет эти черты, а дальше выполняет поставленную задачу.

Однако пользователи стали замечать, что цифровая техника выказывает предпочтение европеоидному типу лица. Так, Джоз Ванг (Joz Wang) консультант тайвано-американской компании, подарив цифровой фотоаппарат Nikon Coolpix S630 своей маме на День матери, обнаружила, что когда они пытались фотографировать улыбающиеся лица своих друзей и родных, камера предупреждала: кто-то моргнул. Она поместила фото с сообщением в своем блоге под заголовком «Расистская камера! Нет, я не моргаю… Я просто азиатка!» В комментариях к снимку есть такой: «Можно было подумать, что «Никон», сам будучи японской компанией, разработает это, учитывая глаза азиатов».
«Никон» не единственный, кого обвиняют в расизме. Например, в прошлом году на YouTube сотрудница одной из техасских компаний выложила видео, как ее черный коллега пытается настроить веб-камеру в павильоне Hewlett-Packard, чтобы она определила его лицо и отслеживала его движения. На его белую коллегу камера реагировала корректно, а вот черного сотрудника игнорировала.

Производители техники обещают, что вскоре их техника будет распознавать лица даже синекожих обитателей Пандоры из фильма «Аватар».

And the obligatory babelfish translation:
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Racist Camera hits the Chinese-language newspapers…

Move over, Time Magazine… My Auntie called my Mom and says she saw the Racist Camera in the Chinese Daily News/World Journal (世界新聞網).

2010-01-22 - World Journal - Racist Camera - CLIPPING

Now I’m legit, says Mom. Haha. Thus began my evening of looking for the article for Mom. Of course, they didn’t print the picture, so I actually had to do a little bit of “reading” to find it.

Anyway, I found it, so here it is in Chinese:
相機臉像檢測 功能涉歧視
by 編譯中心綜合紐約22日電
01.22.10 – 11:00 pm
科技日新月異的今日,許多數位相機已具備「臉像檢測」(face detection)功能。此種科技的目的在使攝影更加容易,阻止拍下主體眨眼的不佳畫面,或幫助攝影者捕捉主體微笑的剎那。但是,消費者發現此種功能不盡理想,甚至有「種族歧視」。

時代雜誌報導,來自台灣的王姓女子去年買了一台Nikon Coolpix S630數位相機,作為母親節禮物,卻在每次拍人像照時,顯示幕上出現:「有人在眨眼嗎?」的警告。但她的弟弟後來對相機瞪大眼睛,警告訊號即告消失。又好氣又好笑的王姓女子在部落格上寫道:「這台相機有種族歧視。我根本沒有眨眼,我只不過是亞裔。」

專家指出,相機的臉像檢測功能無意中「偏好白人」,不只Nikon一家品牌,其他相機也出現同樣問題。原因未必出在電腦程式師,而在於他們依賴的演算法(algorithm)。電腦依據一般臉像自行制訂辨識影像規則,有時規則互相牴觸,導致Nikon相機無法分辨亞裔的眼睛和半張開的眼睛。當時的光線也可能有影響。

臉像檢測功能甚至運用到視訊會議攝影機(webcam),而且發生同樣問題。上個月,德州汽車經銷商一名白人女性員工把拍下的短片送上YouTube供大家觀賞:一名非洲裔同事想用他的惠普HP Pavillion手提電腦的內建視訊攝影機檢測他的臉部、追蹤他的行動。結果是,攝影機湊近拍攝這名白人女子,對非洲裔毫無反應。短片的標題是「惠普電腦是種族歧視者」,點擊率將近200萬人次,迫使惠普公司迅速回應,強調提供高科技功能是為所有族裔服務。
© worldjournal.com 2010.

But even better is if you run that through a translator, and you get this gobbledygook:
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Do I really think a camera is racist? Or that Nikon is a racist company?

NO.

(I can’t believe I have to keep saying this, but “Racist Camera” is a joke! I think it is FUNNY, not offensive!)

Racist Camera strikes again… and last day to voteCPAF.org

So the infamous Racist Camera picture is in the news today, thanks to an interview I did with Time Magazine. The story was also featured on the front page of Yahoo and is making the twitter/Facebook/digg/etc rounds again. Margaret Cho read the article and made a more serious post on her blog.

And most importantly, I gave Moye an exclusive interview and she posted it in on 8Asians.com!!!

Anyway, here’s a screenshot of the piece from Time.com

2010-01-22 - Time Magazine - Joz - Racist Camera lede

For all the people who didn’t receive the memo–
I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THE CAMERA IS RACIST! I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK NIKON IS A RACIST COMPANY! < ---- LOOK AT THIS!

But whatever, if I've actually gained any traffic today, then I will put it toward a good cause. Today is the last day of the Facebook/Chase Community Giving campaign & I would encourage you to please take 10 seconds to vote for the Center for the Pacific Asian Family at voteCPAF.org!

If my asking you nicely to vote doesn't convince you, what about if Kim Jong-Il makes the request?!

Heh.

Seriously, there are not enough hours in a day

I know we all have 24 hours, but screw that! I want more hours!

Every so often I open up a browser and think to myself “I should really update my blog.”

But then I think of the giant list of other things that I really should do, and blogging is not at the top of the list.

Happy 2010!

I flew up to San Jose last night (12/30) so I could work from Yoshi’s parents place during the day and not worry about traveling up on New Years Eve to celebrate New Years with everyone up here. Thursday was still a workday for me, but after work hours, I was treated to crab cooked by Yoshi’s Dad (fresh from Half Moon Bay, as usual) and delicious aromas of osechi being cooked in the kitchen by Yoshi’s Mom.

After dinner, I tried to post a few photos up– I know I never really posted any of my photos from our trip to Asia– and I realized that I hadn’t been blogging or Tweeting since I returned from the trip (I blame it on not having my iPhone– but that’s just a lame excuse). I am not going to make any resolutions about blogging more in 2010– I wish I had been documenting more of my life as it was happening, but it’s near impossible to document my life while living it! I also want to thank Twitter and Facebook for killing my blog. Wow. Can you believe I still have a blog? It’s soooo 2005!

Anyway, Yoshi has been up here since Christmas and since I went to Scottsdale with my Mom, we hadn’t seen each other for almost a week. It’s nice to be together again, but actually all of this is pretty mundane stuff. The main thing that is new this time around is the baby in the house. Yoshi’s brother and sister-in-law had their first baby in June and they left him here since Xmas so the Grandparents could get more time with him. The baby doesn’t like to go to sleep even when he’s really tired– this is usually when Auntie Joz gets called over. Maybe it’s because I don’t like going to sleep that gives me the superpower of making him go to sleep. Either that, or I just bore him until he falls asleep… not sure which it is yet.

Happy 2010!

Anyway, this year’s New Years photo is me holding a lemon in Yoshi’s parents backyard in front of a baby satsuma tree. I had grand plans of having some better photo, but in the end, the citrus won. By the way, this lemon was yummy. I squeezed lemon juice on to my yummy crab dinner tonight– and then ate the entire rest of the lemon– peel, rind, and all!

Pictures from the last 5 New Years:
::2009::
::2008::
::2007::
::2006::
::2005::

Plotting…



Plotting…, originally uploaded by !!! :: jozjozjoz :: !!!.

…from the passenger seat. (I’m waiting for Yoshi to get into the
driver’s seat.)

San Jose, CA
12/31/2009

My Mom’s camera has all the pix of Joz in the beautiful Sonoran desert viewing amazing saguaros. This is not one of them.

This is me in the fancy-schmancy bathroom. Bonus points if you can
read the Chinese characters in the mirror.

Scottsdale, AZ
12/26/2009

Joz on Christmas Day 2009 in Scottsdale, AZ

What a view!

My Mom and I were staying with friends at their beautiful 10 acre
estate in North Scottsdale, about a mile from the Four Seasons Hotel.

I’m telling you, these digs were better than the Four Seasons!

Scottsdale, AZ
12/25/2009

Defrosting a whole chicken for stew

Does it look like it’s just napping there in a pyrex bed?

12/2009

Joz & Jacq at The Monster Ball to see Lady Gaga’s sold out concert

We’re doing our Asians poses. Originally posted by @ItsMeCoffeeGirl
at twitgoo.com/a8v4o

It took four full days for my hearing to recover. My ears were
ringing– not because of the loud music– but because of the
screaming. Oh the screaming!

Nokia Theatre, L.A. Live
Downtown, Los Angeles, CA
12/23/09

Dinner at Maggiano’s with EB on Tuesday, 12/8/09

As usual, we ordered way too much food for 2 people.

Classic Family Style Dinner:
2 Appetizers: Sausage & Peppers + Parmesan Garlic Bread
2 Salads: Caesar + Spinach
2 Pastas: Chicken Pesto Linguine + Mom’s Lasagna
2 Entrees: Eggplant Parmesan + Seared Pork Medallions
2 Desserts: Apple Crostada + Toasted Nonna’s Pound Cake

Yes, we had a ton of leftovers…

Maggiano’s @ The Grove
Los Angeles, CA
Tuesday, 12/8/09

Joz on the train from Taipei to ChungLi on her birthday

Every time I take the train in Taiwan, I think of my Grandma. She
used to take us on the train to Taipei and back all the time.

On the southbound train from Taipei to Chung-Li
Taiwan
11/25/2009

Koji & Joz after the Asia premiere of THE PEOPLE I’VE SLEPT WITH at the Taipei Golden Horse Film Festival

A fun and funny movie and great Q&A with the filmmakers (Director
Quentin Lee, Star Karin Anna Cheung, and Producer/Writer Koji Steven
Sakai).

This shot was taken after the screening but before we all jumped into
cabs to the afterparty at OPUS.

Shin Kong Cineplex in XiMenDing
Taipei, Taiwan
11/20/2009

Joz in the Grand Market of Taipei 101

This was before my bad Taiwanese haircut.

Taipei, Taiwan
11/19/2009

Joz’s last day in Singapore

Picture of Joz from the roof of the building we were staying at,
overlooking the Singaporean skyline.

Novena Square
Singapore
11/17/2009

We made it to Singapore! (Details within…)

I’m glad I took Thursday off as my first day of vacation because we really needed the time to pack and prepare for our trip. We didn’t get as much cleaning done as we’d wanted to, but Yoshi’s parents (who are staying at our place while we’re gone) should be used to the filth in our house by now.

Our adventure really started from the time that we left the house with our two ginormous suitcases + carry-on bags. We had to meet up with Yoshi’s Dad on the Westside so he could drop us off at LAX. Although we arrived at LAX over 2 hours before our flight was supposed to depart, the line (or queue as they say here in Singapore) was so long that we were one of the last folks to board our flight. Since we still had phone service at LAX, we were still tweeting about people in pig flu masks and huge snaking lines. But the one thing we didn’t have a chance to do was to stop and buy some bottled water after crossing the security lines. This was a big mistake and we’re still paying for that now.

But I am getting ahead of myself.

Thankfully, our first flight was more or less uneventful, even though it took over 13 hours to get from LAX to Taipei. I was overheated for the entire flight and wasn’t drinking enough liquids. Yoshi was cranky and getting swollen feet because we weren’t moving around enough. We were both starting to feel old as our bodies didn’t want to cooperate with the long flight. Nonetheless, we both managed to snooze for a few hours at a time on the plane, while being interrupted for food once or twice. And I watched JULIE & JULIA (or is it JULIA & JULIE?) while Yoshi watched G.I. JOE. And then we both watched UP together (again), as well.

As our flight descended toward Taipei (Taoyuan) International Airport in Taiwan, it was still dark (approximately 5am local time) and Yoshi poked me when the landscape came into view. I can’t believe it has been 12 years since I’ve seen Taiwan. I felt my eyes tear up as I thought of my Dad and Grandparents and pulled myself together. The Taiwan segment of our trip is still days away!

We disembarked from our plane and wandered through and eerily empty terminal to get to our connecting flight which would depart to Singapore about 2 hours later. None of the store or eateries were open this early in the morning and we were miserably thirsty! I wanted so badly to get a bottle of water for myself and a Diet Coke (or anything carbonated) for grumpy Yoshi, but it was not to be. None of the airport businesses would open until 6am! Though my Mom left us with an envelope of Taiwanese currency before she left California, I was bummed that she didn’t leave us any coinage… the stores may not have been open, but I could see vending machines full of soda, water, and juices taunting me from every direction!

Finally, 6am rolled around and the businesses opened shop. I finally was able to break my bills into coins and get some drinks. After hydrating a little, Yoshi and I returned to grab a light “breakfast” of spicy braised beef noodles and xiao long bao at the airport. I don’t know if it was because we were hungry or because all we’d had to eat was airplane food, but we both thought the food was yum. We finished with just enough time to run to the restroom, pick up a gift for our host in Singapore, and jump on the flight… this time, we WERE the last ones on the plane!

The flight from Taiwan to Singapore was another 4 hours. I wanted to read more of I LOVE YOUS ARE FOR WHITE PEOPLE, Lac Su’s book I brought specifically to read on this trip, but I started feeling a little bit of motion sickness so I decided to close my eyes and nap for the flight. I woke up again when the pushy flight attendant made us both wake up, sit up, and take some food. I was still full from our food at the Taiwan airport, so I didn’t eat much. But by the time all this was done, our flight was almost over and I could feel us descend toward Singapore.

Our first time in Singapore!

We were met at baggage claim by our wonderful hosts and were whisked away to their home! After Yoshi and I were able to take much-needed showers, we all headed out for a short ride on the MRT to Orchard Road and one of the ginormous malls there. We went to UNIQLO, hoping to find a billboard of Daniel to send back (they didn’t have the HEATTECH stuff up, so no Daniel pix), wandered around MUJI for a bit, and then the first thing we ate in Singapore was chopped ice cream. I had the sweet corn ice cream in a wafer; Yoshi had mango.

We got in a cab as we finished our ice cream sandwiches and went over to Arab Road to wander around the shops. We all got hungry and decided to go to Little India Arcade where we stuffed ourselves silly at Banana Leaf Apolo. The onset of food coma set in almost instantly– combined with our jet lag, we decided naps were in order.

But of course, back at home– instead of napping, I am blogging. Yoshi made the smart decision to nap but I won’t get to sleep since I just received our phone call letting us know we should be getting up and getting ready to meet up with folks at our next rendezvous point… more to come for Day 1 in Singapore!

Opening Night of PO BOY TANGO at @EWPlayers with Director Oanh Nguyen & Playwright Kenneth Lin <– @endofscene

Opening Night of PO BOY TANGO (West Coast Premiere)
East West Players

www.eastwestplayers.org/on_the_stage/po_boy.htm

PO BOY TANGO
By Kenneth Lin
Directed by Oanh Nguyen

West Coast Premiere!

Shark Fin Soup. Drunken Crab. Black Feather Chicken. Po Mama’s
Chinese cuisine evokes the joy of cooking and her son, Richie Po has
the palette to prove it. When Po Mama dies and passes her secrets
onto him, he reunites with Gloria B, a "Soul Food" chef in the making.
Together they use Po Mama’s TV cooking tapes to discover a deeper
understanding of food, culture and the recipe for friendship.

Starring: Dennis Dun, Jeanne Sakata, Esther Scott

Set Designer Shaun L. Motley
Costume Designer Erika Miller
Lighting Designer K.C. Wilkerson
Sound Designer Nathan Wang
Property Master Christopher Scott Murillo
Projection Designer John MacDonald
Culinary Consultant John Lau
Stage Manager Darlene Miyakawa

THE DAVID HENRY HWANG THEATER
AT THE UNION CENTER FOR THE ARTS
Little Tokyo
Downtown Los Angeles, CA
11/11/2009

Photo from Saturday Night at the Grand Opening of Agura on La Cienega @jozjozjoz @ItsMeCoffeeGirl & Carritta

I love how Jacqueline and Carritta are towering over me because they
were both wearing cute high heels. Of course, my feet didn’t hurt at
the end of the night because I was in my flats.

(Later on, Jacq and I ended up meeting up with @MykalBurns for late
night eats at Sanamluang Cafe on Hollywood Blvd (Thai Town). So much
fun!

Thanks to @ItsMeCoffeeGirl for the invitation and the picture, taken
on her Blackberry!
twitgoo.com/4zxnr

Agura Restaurant
West Hollywood, CA
11/7/2009

At the grand opening of Agura. Better now that a lot of ppl left!

Ive had Steak tartar, quiche, shrimp salad, California rolls.

And some random drinks. Hope there were no roofies in anything I drank.

Agura Restaurant
Grand Opening Party
West Hollywood, CA
11/7/2009

-J
Pecked out on my iPhone. Sorry for any typos.